WHY DOES THIS VIDEO EXIST
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what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
i want to die
the downside being???
Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav
This king penguin is the mascot for the Norwegian Royal Guard. He has also been knighted by the King of Norway, Harald V. He actually has many more honorary titles, including Honorary Commander of the Royal Norwegian Navy.
He does honor guard inspections and walks and the soldiers in the honor guard all greet him as Colonel Olav. Something lighthearted after such a brutal post towards that anti-gunner.
my sexual orientation: they’re hot and i’m angry
people who write gorgeous metaphors and make comparisons
and i’m like
"he walked forward and got there."
“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.
THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION
HE DID IT
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER SAW
IS THAT JOHN GREEN??????
when you guys get girlfriends or boyfriends make sure to send this to them on your seven month anniversary with no context