THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
brb trapped in a republican bathroom
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
compliments don’t get people killed.
you know what’d be a fun exercise
get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.
writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.
it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing.
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
i can remember reading a fans account of meeting Louis, and how he asked what their proper pronouns were, because the other boys said “hello ladies” and Louis was the only one to say “hold on, that ones a boy i think. Are you a boy?” and the fan was like, “yes, i am a boy.” and that story has stuck with me for a while now.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”