oomshi:

do not read if you consider yourself tall  !

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omgthatdress:

Also if you haven’t seen this bird speaking Japanese prepare to be enlightened.

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

what if boys wore fancy lace underwear

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inspired by x

"u wot mVIII"

— roman era British saying. (via jethroq)

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

someoneudontknow5:

Last thing from today’s stream in honour of Sweetie’s stream :)

drakefanclub:

penis-hilton:

chadleymacguff:

obbz08:

xkeepyourheadupkidx:

STOP

is this real

LET HER LIVE

me

i honestly hope simon cowell sees this

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

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*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors

HW